yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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