how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
