i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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