I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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