i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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