do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
