it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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