thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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