Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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