I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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