these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I want to be your penis for a week.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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