dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
