: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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