He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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