it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
