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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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