im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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