Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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