Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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