Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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