I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She's the barista slut.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
We had sex on a dog bed..
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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