When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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