Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize