I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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