i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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