when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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