I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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