new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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