Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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