What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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