so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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