it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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