I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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