Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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