And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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