is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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