you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
