Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
In the future we'll all be gay
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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