i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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