By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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