You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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