HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
