that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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