Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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