you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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