I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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