Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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