He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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