Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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