Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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