it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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