dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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