walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He passed out mid-signature
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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