I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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