If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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