the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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